Strain Overview: A melting pot of Sour Diesel and Skunk among Haze and Northern Lights influences. Super Sour combines best of breed standards intrinsic with top-shelf strain stalwarts, a scintillating sativa temptress no doubt.
Looks (9.5): Sugarfied neon powdered bright vibrant green, with nice exterior sweet leaf and unruly red orange Crayola hairs woven throughout each medium sized super sugary blossom. A distinctly kief hairy trichome coated combination character that is only outdone by the out of class ubiquitous sparkle.
Smell (9.1): Predominantly sour, musty, and intrusive; a strong mouth-watering aroma that will leave a pleasant room transitioning aromatic evidence. A certain spicy skunk seems to percolate about the palate, sharpening to sour funk on break up bouquet.
Taste (8.8): Some subtle citrus reached for a suggestive showing as the overpoweringly balanced skunk peppered even and almost unnoticeable earthy flavor persists above any lighter sweetness. Pleasant from the first inhale to the last exhale.
Effects (9.3): Head blasting zoning effects compound the stoniness and amplify the enlivening pick up results. Stimulating but easy and gentle, certainly slanted more toward cerebral attention but entirely alleviating on both the body and mind. Equally long lasting and semi expansive, surely due to the considerable crystal coverage and spicy kief coating.
Indications: Good for stress relief, anxiety abatement, migraines, depression, temporomandibular joint disorders, mood enhancement, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Restless Leg Syndrome.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Blue Dream Kief
Blue Dream Kief
Strain Overview: A hybrid cross between Blueberry and Haze, bred to provide balanced indica body effects and stimulating Sativa results. Blue Dream is highly effective for pain management without the sedative effects of a pure indica.
Looks (9.5): Blue Dream Kief gives off golden greenish tinted cannabis concentrated confection, a clumpy powdery composition. A deliciously distributed display of crystalline concocted semi-coagulated goodness.
Smell (9.5): Sweet and airy with a pronounced powdery quality persisting about the semi faintly sour fruity aroma of this Blue Dream Kief. Sort of spicy in aromatic purple indigo wildflower fluorescence with a nose wrinkling finishing zing.
Taste (9.5): A refined toasty roasted Blue Dream Kief mix of background fruitiness under waves of more intense incense licked flavor. Smoky but smooth, an all-around balanced taste.
Effects (9.5): Strong in anxiety and stress reducing activation, with a more pronounced body heavy somewhat clingy finish. Blue Dream Kief proved to be effectively reliably consistent at reducing migraines, elevating the mood, and easing physical chronic pain and inflammation. Relatively balanced in result with more assertiveness coming from the indica side off things as physical weight seemed the most persistent effect.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Night Stalker Indica
Strain Overview: A great indica dominant strain claiming Black Rhino lineage, known to be highly effective at alleviating insomnia and providing deep extended relaxation, a Green Leaf Genetics creation.
Looks (9.7): Roundish tapering conical fat bottomed Christmas tree shaped buds of robust composition and a distinctively tactile silkiness of texture. Deep green coloration gorgeously adorned with a sugary powdered kief complexion over top of slight but deep purple tinged highlights.
Smell (9.4): This Night Stalker revealed an even-keeled unpronounced aristocratic aroma, definitely dank in a deciduous purple licked peppery infused funk but certainly soft in nose percolating provocation. Sort of subtly spicy with an almost sage kissed sugary sweetly spiced scent of lavender perfume potpourri.
Taste (9.6): Scintillatingly smooth, the taste of this Night Stalker produced more of the powdery silky supremely purplish woodsy berry licked aromatic essence noticed on scent and visual examination.
Effects (10): Super potent, super strong, a complete knockdown knockout say goodnight take two of these and see you in the morning effectiveness. Results settle in with increasing physical weight following the activating almost energetic inception. Night Stalker provided an initially consistent nose up ascension of mood elevating onset that soon climaxes to a downright vertically ballistic descent into extremely heavy sleep producing downtrodden demobilization. Good for insomnia, RLS, headaches, stress, arthritis, fibromyalgia, or other chronic pain relief.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Maui Waui Sativa Strain
Strain Overview: A tropical outer island Sativa strain originating from deep in the Hawaiian chain. She bears all the trademark Maui Waui traits and sweet pineapple fruity berry influences with an added degree of sultry island mystery. From the mountains to the ocean, from the windward to the leeward side.
Looks (9.6): Totally tacky, fresh and stickified in texture, moderately large in size. This Maui Waui is quite the looker, both on extended ocular examination and intensified sparkling scope magnification. Attractive coloration of deep lush almost neon green contrasts with the tawny burnt amber rusty red pistils woven throughout every capacious calyx.
Smell (9.2): Mellifluent tones of pineapple, mango, and hibiscus, burst forth from these tropical blossoms with more than a suggestive scent. Easy unfettered peachiness seems to sparkle and mix with an ever present spice licked kiss.
Taste (9.2): Easy pleasy mellow smoothness, an unpretentious and accommodating first impression. Kind of a creamy impression, like a southern peach with hints of mango mustiness and a heated tropical spiciness of pineapple rind or toasted papaya.
Effects (9.3): Unfettered and inviting, a warm mellow easy sativa that won’t immediately spark a get up and go acceleration but at the same time remains light enough on the body to not provoke a total meltdown. More of a mental tradewinds breeze of functionally satisfying serenity that could activate activity, but entirely enjoyable enough to sit around basking in the smooth island effects talking story. Very balanced in effect, medium long in duration.
Indications: Good for relaxation, chronic pain, anxiety relief, appetite stimulation, headaches, hypertension, stress relief, muscle cramps.
~ Dr. Watson ~
hells angel indica
Strain Overview: Seldom talked about and never confirmed, the Hell’s Angel OG pedigree of this one percenter speakeasy hybrid strain, Indica Dominate, is most rumored to be Blackberry X OG Kush, but you didn’t hear that from us.
Looks (9.6): Rough around the edges and surly looking until a more magnified focus reveals medium sized bulbous structured blossoms of Hell’s Angel OG, evenly lean powdery light frosty mean green with the faintest amber pistil crystal glow.
Smell (9.7): A funky sweet purple accented aerated cotton candy quality, more sweet and powdered purple fun dip flavor than fueled up sour spunk. Hell’s Angel OG licks the nose with deep whiffs of purple infused Bubba Kush crossed with faint whisks of light lemon pine citrus of Sour D, a delightfully delectable and entirely enticing aroma.
Taste (9.7): Light and sweet but not lacking depth, a positively powdered purpled cushy citrus crossed with a rich sweet sun kissed funk. A gentle wavelike fog of aftertaste sweetens as dances back and forth between spiked aromatic fruitiness and deep funky lip smacking smoothness.
Effects (9.7): A sharply elevating rather aggressive sort, this sassy lass starts with a pronounced physical impact backed up by an equally super strong mind erasing stress diffusing sense of all is well with Hell’s Angel OG around anxiety alleviation. Good for chronic pain, stress, and inflammation relief; effective at reducing symptoms related to RLS, PTSD, MS, and insomnia.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Choco-Latte Sativa Strain
Strain Overview: A new home cooked cannabis concoction of confectionary caffeinated compellation. Specific lineage remains a mystery with possibly some Chocolate Thai or Chocolope relatives mixed with perhaps some Kush derivatives to hybridize this Choco-Latte Sativa Strain.
Looks (7.8): Dark green in primary coloration, thickly laced deep ruby amber pistils permeate each moderately large sized Choco-Latte blossom. Spongy and semi dense, visibly activating with noticeably widespread internal trichome activity.
Smell (7.6): Woodsy and boreal, a pine sifted sandalwood earthiness that immediately envelops the nose. This Choco-Latte does bring some sweeter lighter powdery notes of the faintest vanilla over chocolate scents on breakup bouquet.
Taste (7.6): Evenly heated with a woodsy background boreal earthy vibe, Choco-Latte whiffs of sweet chocolate and aromatic vanilla dissipate on ignition. Minor whisks of something seeming like a sour citrus dart in and out of noticeably earthy even flavor spectrum.
Effects (7.7): Mildly uplifting in a focused physically relaxing functionality. Choco-Latte settles in without too much of a rapid alteration either cerebrally or physically; a good strain for stress reduction, hypertension, daytime pain relief, headaches, & anxiety abatement.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Skunk Dawg Sativa Strain
Strain Overview: Super Skunk X ChemDawg led to the Skunk Dawg Sativa strain parent of this super scintillating physically relaxing psychedelically functional Skunk Dawg strain of debatable matriarchal lines.
Looks (9.4): Light in color with a powdered sugary crystallized composition, touchy texture stringy loose in structure with a vibrantly charged frosted light almost neon green pigment underneath weaving bunchy strawberry blonde pistils.
Smell (9.4): Light airy and slanted sour with a background blast of aromatically charged indigo over lavender juniper like wildflower spice percolating the proboscis. The aroma of this Skunk Dawg builds but doesn’t sharpen too much with a delicately airy sweetly sour breakup bouquet.
Taste (9.3): Light in flavor as aroma, an identically sour although this time somewhat funky woodsy beginning giving way to deeper but contrastingly light and powdery almost Blue Smartie scented splendor.
Effects (9.5): Good for daytime chronic pain relief, stress relief, anxiety abatement, mood enhancement, depression degradation, appetite stimulation, physical relaxation, & ADHD. Skunk Dawg sinks its teeth in and doesn’t let go for a significant amount of time, moderately strong with a well-balanced fully functional but totally titillating elevation.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Chocolate thai sativa
Strain Overview: A classic throwback strain borne of sixties, a distinctly structured Southeast Asian sativa strain known for a narcotic high and coffee chocolate aroma with a both sides of the plate pleasing promiscuity.
Looks (9.5): Although not known to be the best looker or the most densely structured sativa, this Chocolate Thai reveals an intrinsically tightly packed solidly sticky composition combined with a crystal encrusted eminence.
Smell (9.6): Faintly fruity ascending toward a sour syrupy sweetened funk of indecipherable spice kissed powdered papaya grapefruit gusto. This Chocolate Thai reminisced for a sweet powdered cocoa smell spell before turning jungle sweaty funky with a sour fruit fragrance.
Taste (9.5): Peppery almost spicy with a whisk of seemingly chaparral sage, the taste of this Chocolate Thai towed the line with an evenly distributed musk. More naturally charged flavors of woodsy resin licked coniferous deliciousness mix well with an under-cutting pungently punchy whisk of spiced sourness.
Effects (9.6): Long and strong but functional, a perfectly paced evenly balanced contrastingly confounding cerebrally centered consequence. Chocolate Thai was immediately effective, seemingly most applicable for help with mood enhancement, anxiety & stress relief, ADD/ADHD, headaches, inflammation, & minor chronic pains.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Blue Sky Sativa Strain
Strain Overview: Blue Sky claims seemingly somewhat not too hotly debated origins. Whether true lineage grew from a Sour Grapes imposter of ultimately Headband & Sour Diesel influence or something truly more powerfully potent and purple remains perplexing.
Looks (8.0): Greenish with an amber yellowish tint, gargantuan in size and compact in composition. These Blue Sky buds reveal thatches of thickly structured brownish strawberry blonde stigmas latticed throughout each capaciously conically coiffed cluster.
Smell (7.9): Musty at first with a dry initial impression, notes of indigo influenced humidity builds with a cloudy wildflower woodsy effluence. Slightly sour notes of blue flicked weediness and pointed berry acidity leads in but departs quickly over the sour airy flowery foundation.
Taste (7.9): A mix between dry mossy woodiness and shallow dark, berry sharpness. Taste toes the line between tart and dry but remains pretty consistent the whole time. Definitely more of a sour bitter taste than sweet and savory.
Effects (8.0): Stimulating and strong sativa effects soon yield to more noticeably cerebral serenity. Sparkling at onset with a spike of initially relatively clear-headed quickly turning confounding sometimes confusing seesaw of minimally expansive mostly stress relieving mood improving stimulation. Good for daytime pain relief, appetite stimulation, headaches, anxiety abatement, stress relief.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Bubba OG Indica Strain
Strain Overview: Another OG derivative strain skewing more toward indica dominance. Thought to be an effective medicinal strain, Bubba OG could lend some Lemon Skunk influence to the intrinsically promiscuous OG Kush.
Looks (8.9): Round and dense stoutly spongy as opposed to brittle and dry. Medium large sized Bubba OG nuggets of darker tinted green behind dusky roasted reddish brown bristles emanate a crystalline complexion as the gaze becomes fixed on more internal composition.
Smell (8.7): Very faint in fueled up namesake funk, this Bubba OG produces a more parallel perfume of woodsy pine forest whiffs clouding the almost imperceptible background dankness.
Taste (8.6): Even-keeled in impressionable pine kissed influence with an almost grape purple suggestion that both sweetens and sours the baseline pine percolation. Relatively smooth, a somewhat heated influx of rich sweetened woodiness leaving a possibly purple but mostly pine kissed room filling redolence.
Effects (8.6): Semi-heavy physical effects persist from relatively efficient onset throughout extended analgesic appetite stimulating headache defeating relief. This Bubba OG resulted in a more physically apparent experience without the knockout immobility, good for chronic pain relief, joint pain, back pain, nausea, migraines, muscle relaxation, muscle soreness.
~ Dr. Watson ~
Sour Diesel Sativa Strain
Strain Overview: A sativa stalwart of disputable origin and a precursor to the OG Kush and ChemDog strains, Sour Diesel is a predominant sativa patriarch. East Coast or the Rockies, points of origin are debatable, what isn’t uncertain is the fueled sour smell and funked up dank flavor indicative of strain standards.
Looks (9.6): A darker complexioned Diesel, these sassy Sour lass flowers look like a million bucks as each moderately large blossom sparkles in scintillatingly shapely sativa brilliance. Dark coniferous green colors stand above a more neon noted interior, expertly clipped and cared for with wispy tangled thatches of strawberry blondish bristles.
Smell (9.6): Supremely sour with a spring like airy wildflower aromatic scent and baseline fueled almost prevailingly purple pungent funk. Alluringly sultry in Sour Diesel scents, immediately activating the taste buds into fevered anticipation of impending decadently Diesel driven delight.
Taste (9.6): A smooth insatiably sultry taste, slow and dawdling with not so faint suggestions of rounded out sweetened almost roasted limon tangerine syrupy citrus spunk over fully fueled flirty Sour Diesel funk.
Effects (9.7): Sour Diesel delivered significantly strong and long lasting cerebrally present but more so vacant effects that skewed more to the physically heavier side of things with impressionable chronic pain, inflammation, and stress reducing results. Sour D is known to be good for chronic pain, muscle aches, social anxiety, depression, mood enhancement, nausea, headaches, appetite stimulation, and stress relief.
~ Dr. Watson ~