Wet Dream Sativa Strain Review

Wet Dream Sativa

Wet Dream Sativa Strain

Strain Overview: Another speakeasy but this time locally bred San Diego mostly sativa strain, rumored to have developed from some elite SD growing circles. This Wet Dream is most likely a Blue Dream X OB Haze cross, although similar variations include Blue Dream by the more widely available OG Kush.

Looks (9.2): Lightly colored vibrant attractively activating emerald closely bound buds of maximum density. This Wet Dream expressed tightly coiled tawny haired coifs around bulbous shaped blossoms positively blooming with an activating internal sugar spice kief sparkle.

Smell (9.4): Spicy in initial inhalation impression, light and somewhat musty with a perceived lemongrass even earthy exterior. Internally blossoming break up bouquet notes of sweeter candied lemon sugar smoothness open on sticky grind.

Taste (9.2): Smooth in overall flavor impression, more lemon spicy pine kissed slightly sour funkiness added to the somewhat spicy always aromatic Wet Dream influences. A complex palate pleasing transitional flavor that remains even in attitude while aspiringly fluid in moist to foggy effect.

Effects (9.2): Seemingly insignificant in initial onset with a noticeably mild creeper quality, well-structured in headache relieving medicinal results. Wet Dream resulted in an evenly balanced hybrid combination of stress alleviating, daytime pain relieving, and anxiety degradation coupled with slight but not super speedy cerebral stimulation.

~ Dr. Watson ~

Durban Poison Sativa Strain Review

Durban Poison Sativa

Durban Poison Sativa Strain

Strain Overview: A highly coveted somewhat recent pure sativa strain out of Holland by way of namesake South African roots. An eye-pleasing sensory activating report exhibiting Thai characteristics, this Dark Continent beauty is capable of producing a cerebrally elevating elation equal to no other.

Looks (9.8): Attractively vibrant in eye pleasing contrast, bright almost frosted sparkling neon green underneath entirely entwined fiery tawny tangles of amber hued hairs. These Durban Poison nugs are severely dense in bushy boulder like structure but also display a certain shapely easy curvy tapering shape.

Smell (9.8): Definitively cheesy and astringent on first whiff, like a finely cured J1 or Jack Herer with a cellar dank whiff of sharp musky cheese sandwiched between an added smattering of intermittently pointed almost bitter anise or licorice kissed skunk flecked funk of sub urban Durban Poison purple twang.

Taste (9.8): Immediate spicy waves of cinnamon sparkle across the palate before transitioning to a more distinctively deep dark swarthy sweetness. Sharp cheesy cellar dankness and strong sour astringency seems to be entirely absent with this taste of totally toothsome Durban Poison.

Effects (9.8): Durban Poison proved exceedingly efficient at improving the mood, easing depression, and wiping out chronic fatigue while also reducing chronic pain. Experienced results generated an almost psychedelic sensory activating elation of prolonged cerebral and physical activation, very strong with a distinctly energetic attitude.

~ Dr. Watson ~

Legendary sativa Strain Review

Legendary Sativa Strain

Legendary Sativa Strain

Strain Overview: Not much talked about with this underground possibly Central American or speakeasy ‘Stan strain of sometimes pure sativa other times exalted sativa pedigree. Distinct in appearance, definable aromatic influence, and effect; Legendary could claim influences from all over the map.

Looks (10): Perfect in mouth-watering taste bud teasing appearance, this Legendary gives off electric lime green vibrancy underneath a sugary sweet looking crystal kief coated countenance.  Magnificent magenta tinted hairs twist and weave through the significantly dense certainly sticky structure of each expertly trimmed well cared for bodacious blossom.

Smell (10): Faintly purple fruity & most assuredly dank, a sweet citrus purple pine perfume that indicates a melting pot of worldly Kush kissed promiscuity. Legendary puts forth a smooth enticingly sour musky dank funk that only sweetens and deepens on break up bouquet.

Taste (9.7): Sweet light semi citrus kissed whisks of deep funky dankness take on an added airiness of powdered puffy purpleness with a distinctive in and out peekaboo personality. This Legendary indica displayed a skunky spicy start turning fruity citrus alternating to an evasively purple finishing funk.

Effects (9.7): Somewhat delayed in peerlessly clean initial impressions, significantly strong with a perceived from the head down effect. Efficiently productive at erasing stress or anxiety, enhancing the immediate mood, & reducing negative PTSD related effects. Reliably efficient at mediating chronic pain in addition to RLS related conditions. Physical effects build later rather than sooner, perhaps a mildly effective sleep aid with some.

~ Dr. Watson ~

Pina Colada Sativa Strain Review

Pina Colada Sativa

Pina Colada Sativa Strain

Strain Overview: Another subtropical named sativa dominant strain, not much is known about Pina Colada. A mysterious moniker with undefinable lineage, sativa makeup seems to be the only confirmed characteristic.

Looks (8.5): Large loosely clumped bushels of baseline green colored blossoms, not too dense or sticky more billowy unbound buds of unstructured outdoor composition.  This Pina Colada has a subtle sugar kief frost noticed amongst some wispy intermitted pinkish magenta coconut husk colored hairs.

Smell (8.7): Woodsy and earthy with an aromatic smack of light bright sourness. Pina Colada emitted a fresh lemony gumdrop backdrop on top of foundational balanced scents of tacky toothy pastoral woodiness.

Taste (8.5): Pina Colada provoked a cooked roasted woodsy lemon whisked syrupy flavor that initially sparkles light citrus brightness before smoothing out with an earthy boreal pine kissed finish.

Effects (8.5): An all-around effective user-friendly sativa selection devoid of any super stimulating overly activating result. This Pina Colada proved effective at reducing anxiety and stress primarily, while also lending assistance to minor aches or pains, along with some mild mood enhancement.

~ Dr. Watson ~

Pineapple Express Sativa Strain Review

Pineapple Express Sativa

Pineapple Express Sativa Strain

Strain Overview: Possibly a California Pineapple descendant, but Hawaiian Skunk x Pineapple Kush is probably the most widely agreed upon genetic origin, although much mystery surrounds the beginnings of this tropical beauty. Predominantly sativa in nature and purported hard hitting effects, recognizable by the enticing alluring aroma, high thc levels, and a clear-headed cerebral buzz.

Looks (9.6): These Pineapple Express buds are lush and tropically charged in coloration, light shimmering sparkling jungle greens vie for visual attention with electric strawberry blondish auburn thatches of wispy unruly everywhere hairs. Perfectly primped, medium large in size and sticky super dense in structure.

Smell (9.4): Tropical whiffs of plumeria and pineapple permeate the proboscis; wafts of coconut encrusted dankness dawdle in the mind from this Pineapple Express. An enticingly aggressive entirely alluring sensuously structured citrus kissed scent spectrum of perfectly ripened papaya pineapple pakalolo.

Taste (9.7): Smooth and easy cousin, smooth and easy. Fruity whisky tropical citrus flavors make for the most as mellow waves of misty billowy funk clouds skunk up the most ono flavor horizon of this Pineapple Express.

Effects (9.6): Strong in stimulating sativa activation, an inciting and dominating cerebral arousal. This Pineapple Express was enlivening to all six senses, positively stimulating to the mood, titillating to the taste buds, and invigorating to the mind then body. Mental activity reached a fever pitch but remained somewhat lucid as energy ascended past the redline, maybe not the best choice for headache/migraine, anxiety, or PTSD sufferers.

~ Dr. Watson ~

P-91 Sativa Strain Review

P-91 Sativa

P-91 Sativa Strain

Strain Overview: A venerable down home local San Diego sativa dominant strain of premium lineage, with Northern Lights, Thai, & Afghani influences. Derives the namesake P from Poway, with 1991 being the year she first blossomed on the SD cannabis scene; P-91 is known for a strong body elevation with spells of almost hallucinogenic happenings.

Looks (9.0): Large and bulbous with a slight conical taper, attractively vibrant with deep natural greens and tawny rusty amber pistils. Dark green tightly trimmed leafy exterior yields to a semi denser core of mild crystal crusted kief dusted flowered cannabis composition.

Smell (8.9): Light and bright, a pleasant pungency of semi sour menthol like freshness followed by a balancing almost taffy toasted woodsy secondarily syrupy scent. This P-91 perfume proved smooth and devoid of any superfluous aggressiveness.

Taste (9.1): Semi fruity citrus scents percolated on the palate with a more prominent primary personality than inhalation inspection revealed. Sourness builds to an edge right before being smoothed out by ever present but still pungent leveling licks of natural evergreen.

Effects (9.0): Quick hitting and quickly fleeting, this P-91 sativa comes on semi strong and departs with minimal retention. A reliable daytime pain reliever efficient at reducing swelling and joint or back pain intensity, probably not highly recommended for anxiety or stress relief as more body numbing pronounced physicality persists above any measurable cerebral activation or alleviation.

~ Dr. Watson ~

Purple Dawg Review

Purple Dawg

Purple Dawg

Strain Overview: A reportedly popular medicinal strain, Purple Dawg brings together the best hybrid qualities of Star Dawg X Grape Train Kush. Known to have a mild aroma, this is one strain where effects will definitely trump smell and taste.

Looks (7.8): Profoundly purple colored plumage, a contrasting congenial mix of light misty green and deep dark purple coloration. Virtually devoid of visible stigmas, these Purple Dawg nugs are moderately large in size, and somewhat spongy fresh in composition.

Smell (7.5): True to form, this Purple Dawg is most lighthearted in airy apparent perfume. More a musty mix of vegetal pastoral smoothness underneath woodsy hibiscus flecked indications of aromatic dry purpleness.

Taste (7.5): Smoky and purple, with a musty dry finish and almost vegetative pastoral personality much like the vaguely visible smell. This Purple Dawg seems straightforward in no nonsense woodsy whisked wafts of flavor reaching for definable distinction.

Effects (7.9): Mildly activating, stimulating and slightly energetic with a pleasantly stress alleviating anxiety reducing feeling of overall wellness. This Purple Dawg seems speedy at first but soon slows to a sensory appealing state of mood enhancing elevation.

~ Dr. Watson ~

Double Dream Sativa Strain Review

Double Dream Sativa

Double Dream Sativa

Strain Overview: Blue Dream x Dream Star hybrid known for her high yield and easy ways. Predominantly, if not dominantly sativa in all aspects. Treasured for producing efficient offspring, and for her pain alleviating properties.

Looks (9.6): Nicely wrapped up bound together double dense Double Dream flowers, medium large in size with an attractive olive spice encrusted greenish amber glow. Vibrantly enveloped reddish orange pistil permeate each bodacious blossom as apparent internal twinkle and exterior peppery kief coating indicate a strong showing in the effects department.

Smell (9.6): Spicy and deeper than previous versions of Double Dream, at bit punchier and a touch more pungent; fresh and flowery, with an added layer of spiced up funkiness. Entirely smooth and enticingly spicy, the upfront dankness seems to take prominence as subtler bluish essences take a building backseat vibe on grind.

Taste (9.5): Lighthearted and salaciously smooth in character, this Double Dream tastes like an indigo inflected sometimes sour most times not bright blue dip of sour tinted sunshine. A gentle taste that leaves you wanting more, almost unnoticeably good.

Effects (9.8): Severely long in duration and significantly strong in mellow sativa percolation. Double Dream produced a functional albeit partly cloudy headed stress anxiety release, accompanied by an almost double down effect of indescribably serene physical lightness of being. Found to be an excellent inflammation reducer and chronic pain reliever, reliably efficient at anxiety abatement, mood enhancement, PTSD alleviation and reducing headache severity.

~ Dr. Watson ~

Green Crack Sativa Strain Review

Green Crack Sativa

Green Crack Sativa

Strain Overview: A hybrid of reliable pedigree that made her way from GA to SoCal, Afghani x Skunk #1 sativa dominant cross, known for a candy coated taste and smell. Reportedly light and stimulating, if not speedy on the system, medium high on the thc scale.

Looks (8.8): Stoutly structured Green Crack nuggets, dark green bushy densely composed with a significantly sticky internally sparkling crystalline texture. Blondish chestnut thatches weave in and out, here then there, with a sugary candy coated dusting encompassing each hunk of elegantly emerald efflorescence.

Smell (8.7): This Green Crack smells sweet right from the get go, with a significantly certain green hard candy stink with a more subtle degree of noticeable spiciness. Sugary but not syrupy in aroma, a harder almost green apple sour slathered sweet toothy scent that tickles the nose and tantalizes the taste buds.

Taste (8.5): More candy coated sour green apple bluffs at a strong opening with sweetening hardened candy of musty but mellow notes opening up on finish. Still Green Crack sweet and tacky candy coated toothy, just with a more arid airiness and less ascension of flavor.

Effects (8.9): Get up and go, take the garbage out, sweep the yard, clean the house, brighten up the morning, wash the car, walk the dog, talk to a neighbor, admire the birds, bees, and palm trees, then crush breakfast again. This Green Crack definitely delivered moderately strong stimulating sativa effects in somewhat exaggerating but certainly somewhat overwhelming (to some) abundance.  A head blitzing nasal flushing onset of energy producing mood enhancement crossed with a spike in appetite stimulation, headache reduction, and a constant state of excited confusion – Green Crack.

~ Dr. Watson ~

Sweet God’s Sativa Strain Review

Sweet God’s Sativa

Sweet God’s Sativa

Strain Overview: A British Columbia cannabis hybrid cross concoction of BC God Bud X Sweet Tooth, this north of the border native strain is said to be nectar of the Sweet God’s.  Widely accepted extremely reliable pain relieving and appetite inducing properties make this normally indica dominant Sweet God bud a musty try when it’s available.

Looks (9.4): Sleek and slender, dense and sticky, this Sweet God’s sativa gets better the longer the eyes stay transfixed. Deep greens dominate the visual landscape amidst sparse magenta pistils and purple accented tips.

Smell (9.5): Smooth, with the sweetness of blueberry, richness of butterscotch, and novelty of movie theater popcorn. This Sweet God’s scent spectrum is a touch sour but dreamy smooth with a certainly indistinguishable citrusy allover grape lemon orange blend of enlivening and enticing aromatic attraction.

Taste (9.5): The richness of luxuriously smooth buttercream scotch skips start to finish as prolific sour fruity notes and candied limon aftertaste develop gusto from this Sweet God’s palate pleasing proliferation.

Effects (9.5): Heavier in eventually harder hitting physically impactful pain-relieving results, while appetite activation and stress relieving attributes dominate initially. The balanced mix of this Sweet God’s nausea relieving appetite inducing pleasant tasting characteristics makes her a medicinal favorite.

~ Dr. Watson ~